Bob Holt - Author

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Views From the Cheap Seats:
Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre

Views, released in 2002, was Bob Holt's first book. It relates Mr. Holt's views on middle class workers who are forced to live on a budget from week to week, and other opinions which many people may be unable to express.

Mr. Holt relates exciting true-to-life experiences such as traveling eleven miles back and forth to work and causing a gas crisis, the true meaning of Christmas (for 45 seconds before the mall opens), and discusses the virtues of better living through Powerball lotteries.

This book is a lighthearted romp about a young Amish boy coming of age in the Northeast. It is rated G, due to very little sexual content or situations, and strong nudity innuendoes. It is intended for immature audiences only.

 

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A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity:
MORE Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre

A Field Guide is the (not all that) long awaited fourth installment to the highly successful "Rambo: First Blood" series.

This book includes stories about political geniuses, Homeland Stupidity Forces, surreality television, and tales about the miracle that is duct tape. It also offers stupid ways to save on Christmas gift giving, and warns us that Thanksgiving turkeys are starting to fight back.

This book is currently available in hardback, paperback, throwback, and hunchback. Casting for the female lead in the upcoming movie version is underway as we speak; interested inquiries please contact the author.